Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At
11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM,
they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.
Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both
times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the
next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and
gave him an enema each time.
When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests,
he told his wife,
"Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they
try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while
you're asleep and shove it up your butt.
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