Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Colour TV

Mr. Johny is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

CROCODILE BOOTS

Mr. Johny proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him

hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks

its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

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