A Mr. Johny died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly
gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a
prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of
the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a
year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The
two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There
are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is
correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The
Mr. Johny replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
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