Ramu and Somu

Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...

Somu : how do u say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...

Somu : How do u know...?

Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!

Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the performance of Search Engine.

Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

Somu : How do u say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time...??

Colour TV

Mr. Johny is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

CROCODILE BOOTS

Mr. Johny proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him

hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks

its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"